Study: To observe the effect of poking a pen on Muan, Swati n Khum's neck.
Materials Reqd. : Khum, Muan, Swati, Notebook, Pen (Reynolds) [Ehh.. WTF! o_O Why Reynolds?? Kyoki Reynolds mein hai kuch baat. Now STFU!!]
Location: Lecture hall (no ideas of what the lecture hall no. is @_@), Deptt. of FMS.
Observer: Richa
[Random observers: Amrita, Supreet]
Methodology:
Step 1- Sit at the last bench and see that it should be exactly behind Khum's.
Step 2- Take a Reynolds pen. [colour no bar]
Step 3- Suddenly poke it into back of Khum's neck.
Step 4- Take the pen back.
Step 5- Repeat infinite times for recording observation (n having fun).
Step 6- Also repeat for Muan, Swati.
Observations:
(i) Khum's neck senses the poke and shoulders rise up slowly and significantly to a level directly proportional to the intensity of the poke.
(ii) Khum turns back to view the poker (Swati Ravi !! Swati Ravi!!)
(iii) Muan records effect on first poke but develops immunity later.
(iv) No particular effects observed on Swati Ravi. (Warning on LCD flashes.. Only for earth creatures. Experiment not valid for non- blogging aliens.)
Conclusion:
(i) Muan, Khum n Swati react differently.
(ii) No effect on oneself (i.e. the alien conducting the experiment.)
[Note: If I am found dead or in a state which is not human, then you may conclude that Swati might have killed me or turned me into an alien.]
[All experiments have been conducted in high class laboratories under expert guidance. Please do not try this at home.]
Materials Reqd. : Khum, Muan, Swati, Notebook, Pen (Reynolds) [Ehh.. WTF! o_O Why Reynolds?? Kyoki Reynolds mein hai kuch baat. Now STFU!!]
Location: Lecture hall (no ideas of what the lecture hall no. is @_@), Deptt. of FMS.
Observer: Richa
[Random observers: Amrita, Supreet]
Methodology:
Step 1- Sit at the last bench and see that it should be exactly behind Khum's.
Step 2- Take a Reynolds pen. [colour no bar]
Step 3- Suddenly poke it into back of Khum's neck.
Step 4- Take the pen back.
Step 5- Repeat infinite times for recording observation (n having fun).
Step 6- Also repeat for Muan, Swati.
Observations:
(i) Khum's neck senses the poke and shoulders rise up slowly and significantly to a level directly proportional to the intensity of the poke.
(ii) Khum turns back to view the poker (Swati Ravi !! Swati Ravi!!)
(iii) Muan records effect on first poke but develops immunity later.
(iv) No particular effects observed on Swati Ravi. (Warning on LCD flashes.. Only for earth creatures. Experiment not valid for non- blogging aliens.)
Conclusion:
(i) Muan, Khum n Swati react differently.
(ii) No effect on oneself (i.e. the alien conducting the experiment.)
[Note: If I am found dead or in a state which is not human, then you may conclude that Swati might have killed me or turned me into an alien.]
[All experiments have been conducted in high class laboratories under expert guidance. Please do not try this at home.]
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